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this is probably going to be the least exciting LJ of all time. my entire purpose for starting this journal is to be a voyer, connect with the russian LJ communities to help my study of the language, and find some chess stuff if it is here.

clearly, i will also try to use LJ so i can get laid. i'm pretty sure the cyberworld is full of beautiful women who have just been waiting for an amazing guy like me to show up and once they see my journal they will all hop on a plane to come see me. sweet.

i might post a thing here from time to time, but it will probably be in russian and will very likely be humorous to few and offensive to many. another type of potential post falls into the category of "it might not make sense to anyone but me" and i am ok with that.

я розмовляю и розумію по-українськи, но я не вивчаю її зараз. я изучаю русский язык. вот.